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Today I will be telling you about me.

My favourite colour is blue.

My favourite food is McDonalds.

My favourite car is the Ford Falcon.

My best friend is Camryn.

In kiwi can we have a new person his name is Reece.

In Rimu class there is a student teacher her name is Miss brown.

For the fish tickets who ever gets the most through the week gets thirty minutes free time.

By Tyler

Porter Pig

Porter Pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porter Pig’s Problem Porter Pig was a very famous pig on farms all across the world. Not only could he lift a barn above his head, but he also had the best snout that anyone had ever seen. Porter Pig was the best at sniffing out trouble. He could smell trouble from fifty miles away. Whenever Porter Pig found trouble, he was always able to fix the problem and make everything okay. Farmers all over the world asked to see Porter Pig, hoping that they would be able to use his strength and snout to make their farm peaceful. One day, on a farm in the south, Porter Pig was sniffing for trouble when he smelled the worst smell he could ever imagine. Porter Pig rushed over to the barn where the smell were the smell was very strong. He lifted up the huge barn above his head, and there it was staring right into his eyes. Porter Pig had never seen anything like this before. They had big beady eyes,the colour was a dark grey. They were as big as him,They had big ears and they stunk worse than a skunk He seen huge Bunny rabbits with heaps of giant carrots. They took all the giant carrots out of the farmer’s garden. Porter pig showed the farmer. When the farmer seen he got so furious he called the cops. When they got back the bread bandit found the carrot bandit and when it was lunchtime they snuck out of the prison. But porter pig smelt them out. When porter pig got there he wanted to fight them so he brung a friend to fight them to. When they found a ring they wanted to do tag team so they did. Who knows who won, the bandits won but when they were not looking then police handcuffed them and took them to jail so they would never get out “the bread bandit said it was a set up”. Porter pig wanted us to fight him so we could win and then the cops would come and handcuff us up. Carrot bandit got really angry and ripped his shirt off and he turned into the scariest monster porter pig has ever seen so he ran but porter pig was the toughest pig in the world so he turned around and stabbed him and carrot bandit sadly died and porter pig had never killed someone before so he said “bread bandit I am so sorry I just can’t control my temper”.Bread bandit said “why everyone can control their temper but you”.Bread bandit said i’ll be at your funeral". The end

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